all of the sudden I had to launch my urgent excrement.
I opened the door cautiously and saw the bathroom's door directly.
"Oh,criminy!"
It's occupied!"
"That's OK.There is another bathroom downstairs."
However I was expecting the worst scenario somewhere in my mind at that point.
"Holy crap! Jesus Christ!"
"It's also occupied here!"
I spoke to myself,"Everything'll be fine."
I was in my room thinking about how to get through this abominable crisis.
While I was trying to make it stop,unfortunately the situation was getting worse and worse.
"It seems my dookie really wants to pop out into the world."
"I feel it is going up and down like crazy."
"I don't know how long more I can take it."
The face of its was knocking diabolicaly my entrance like a asterisk.
I had to do something before it was too late.
"What exactly should I do?"
Then I glanced at the trash can and thought this could be my only hope.
"Am I truly going to do this?"
Of course,when I was back in grade school,I went doody in my pants.
And I also crapped in the bush on my way home from school.
However,I think I've never taken a dump in the trash can in my room.
"This is going to be tough."
I imagined what my rom would look like after I finish pooping and how I am going to
clean up such evil stuff?
Surely my room would turn into a living hell.
That freaked me out.
I asked myself the question: Which would I rather do,taking a shit in the trash can
or crapping myself?
"I just can't crap in my panties at my age!"
"just do it!"
I closed the curtain and opend the window wide.
Then I lowered my pants and crouched exactly above the trash can.
"God forgive me!"
When I almost crapped,I heard my gardian angel calling.
"Hold on!"
"Don't lose control!"
"You can't do that!"
The voice brought me back to reality.
I jurked up my pants.
"What the devil was I going to do?"
Suddenly I heard a clicking noise from the bathroom.
I opend the door a little anxiously.
All I saw was heaven's door open.
"This is it!!"
I jumped to the bathroom after grabbing a comic for some bathroom reading.
"Phew!"
"That was so close."
This was an absolutely splended moment.
I was glad I didn't cross the line,
But this only means I was able to avoid this nightmare at least this once.
I'm thinking of buying a pot.