I stayed up all night figuring this out.
I finally found out exactly what planet Margarine comes from.
So,it's all clear now.
However,I feel like I've been tricked for so long.
I've been totally clueless.
Margarine is made of some kind of freaking oil.
How in the world can they possibly make Margarine without MILK.
What a complete mystery.
Geez...
Dear Margarine
We've gotten along well for years.
You're always cheap,soft and creamy.
Sometimes,I only wish you were a little more tasty.
I really enjoyed being with you,though.
However,I've never expected that this day would come.
It's probably time for us to break up.
So,we can get the next level.
I'm thinking of going out with Butter.
I guess I'll mss you.
But I'm going to get over it.
Good-bye.