"HEADS UP TEAM !"

I broke my contact lens again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This drives me nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing more important to me than contact lenses,you know.
This totally SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a complete waste of money............

absolutely true

Awesome

In the morning,when I was surfing the internet,
all of the sudden I had to launch my urgent excrement.
I opened the door cautiously and saw the bathroom's door directly.

"Oh,criminy!"
It's occupied!"
"That's OK.There is another bathroom downstairs."

However I was expecting the worst scenario somewhere in my mind at that point.

"Holy crap! Jesus Christ!"
"It's also occupied here!"

I spoke to myself,"Everything'll be fine."

I was in my room thinking about how to get through this abominable crisis.
While I was trying to make it stop,unfortunately the situation was getting worse and worse.

"It seems my dookie really wants to pop out into the world."
"I feel it is going up and down like crazy."
"I don't know how long more I can take it."

The face of its was knocking diabolicaly my entrance like a asterisk.
I had to do something before it was too late.

"What exactly should I do?"

Then I glanced at the trash can and thought this could be my only hope.

"Am I truly going to do this?"

Of course,when I was back in grade school,I went doody in my pants.
And I also crapped in the bush on my way home from school.
However,I think I've never taken a dump in the trash can in my room.

"This is going to be tough."

I imagined what my rom would look like after I finish pooping and how I am going to
clean up such evil stuff?
Surely my room would turn into a living hell.
That freaked me out.
I asked myself the question: Which would I rather do,taking a shit in the trash can
or crapping myself?

"I just can't crap in my panties at my age!"
"just do it!"

I closed the curtain and opend the window wide.
Then I lowered my pants and crouched exactly above the trash can.

"God forgive me!"

When I almost crapped,I heard my gardian angel calling.

"Hold on!"
"Don't lose control!"
"You can't do that!"

The voice brought me back to reality.
I jurked up my pants.

"What the devil was I going to do?"

Suddenly I heard a clicking noise from the bathroom.
I opend the door a little anxiously.
All I saw was heaven's door open.

"This is it!!"

I jumped to the bathroom after grabbing a comic for some bathroom reading.

"Phew!"
"That was so close."

This was an absolutely splended moment.
I was glad I didn't cross the line,
But this only means I was able to avoid this nightmare at least this once.

I'm thinking of buying a pot.

I'm wrapped up in Canon of Pachelbel.
Needless to say,the song is incredibly beautiful.
After I play the song once,I can't stop listening to it.
I'm addicted to it.

Actually,this CD is pretty good.

I have a bad habit of trying to come up with stupid things in class.
If I really like toilet humor,probably I shouldn't use it during the class.
For example,when your teacher ask you to make a sentence,
you shouldn't make sentences like these.

The shitter smells awful after I finish pooping.
He's always leaving his pubes in the bathtub after taking a shower.
She is in the office picking her nose.

I always regret useing toilet humor in class.
But it can't be helped.
My heart is bleeding because of my stupidity.

I call my toilet humor the shock value.

Some people say that if you live in a different country,you will realize the bright sides
of your country.
This is probably right.
However,I personally can say that I find downsides at the same time.
While I'm living in a different country,the downsides are gradually growing and
crushing the bright sides.
Unfortunately,I feel strongly about the downsides of my country.
Now I feel like I almost can't see the bright sides.......

Do you know why my hair is so long like Herman Li?

When people see a guy whose hair is long,
they think that he's been growing his hair out.

In my case,I would say that I really don't mean to grow my hair out.

Is this related to my being metalhead?
Do I want to save money by not getting a haircut like a castaway on a solitary
island in the open sea?
I like being metro?
Am I going to join a hippie community?

Here is the answer.

It's because I'm running against the social norm,
which is basically men are supposed to have short hair and
women are supposed to have long hair.

Who made that rule?
God?

By the way,my hair is always tickling all over my freakin' face all the time.
I've been tortured by this for so long.
I'm not going to lose this war with my hair.

This DVD doesn't give me the feeling of being at the live performance.
I feel like I'm listening to a CD.
I guess it's overproduced.
This is pretty bad for a live DVD.

If people go to the south,
you go to the north.

If people climb the mountain,
you climb down the mountaion.

If people stay in the middle,
you stay on the edge.

If people run after a wealthy life,
you need only money enough to live.

If people cut in front of you,
you go back to the end of the line.

If people don't try to speak to the man,
you will try to speak to him.

このmessenger bag、さすが地元ということで、ほんとよく見る。
bikersに大人気。
で前から思っていたのが、とにかくロゴがかなりよくない。
なんだこの渦巻きは。
こんな人気があって、こんなへんなロゴのやつなんて買わないよ。
と思ってた。
が、waxed canvasときいてだんだん興味が出てきた。
実物調べたけど結構良くできてるし。
しかも、custom madeができる。
これで、ロゴと生地の色を合わせて相変わらず嫌いなロゴをかなり目立たなく
するのが僕の計画。