"HEADS UP TEAM !"

Why do you think the dialogues in comics are all capitalized?
That definitely bothers me.

I saw " A Scanner Darkly"
How many friggin' times do I have to push the friggin' pause button
in order to look up the words I don't know?
The movie is beyond my English skills.
Then I feel like I'm friggin' brainless and penniless.
My vocabulary sucks.
Poo on you!

There are a bunch of good documentary movies I wanna watch.
I know some DVDs don't have subtitles,especially documentary.
This is definitely not cool.
Nothing makes me more disappointed than this.
I'm just a freakin' little boy without the subtitles.
Aren't they thinking about who needs the subtitles?
Well,I and probably deaf people care about all that.
We know we're gonna be upset if there is no subtitles in our favorite movies.
If there is one thing I hate in the world,it a my super favorite movie with no subtitles.

So,anyway,what I'm trying to say is for God's sake put in subtitles for ALF.

I sometimes see homeless people scavenge for food from a garbage can.
Then I don't think like this.
"How could you do that kind of thing?"
"That's disgusting."
I'd just say it in this way.
"How agressive are they!"
And I think there are times I should make changes in my thinking"

One day I found a ripped family pack of Cheetos which still had a bunch of
untouched small bags inside on a garbage can.
First of all what I thought was why had someone left it?
Secondly I wondered if it was poisoned or not.
Some evil person could possibly have set the trap to wash me or the scum away
from this world with poisoned Cheetos.
At that moment I was scared to death to eat it.
All I just want to say is not to waste edible Cheetos.

なぜ the main three charactersがa sassy shake,friendly French fries and
a mouthy meatballというfast-food itemsなのか？

I shouldn't ask why.

They make up the oddball trio known as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force and
keep the peace.

Check this out.

What the deuce do you think this is?
Is it a water pistol or a bazzoka?
This is a "Rocket Fishing Rod".
Who came up with this fabulous device?
If I could catch a bunch of black basses with this,
I might have to quit fishing.

なんかのどいたいぞ。
この家いつも暖房ついてるからなー
それにやられたかも。
おまけにこの前できた口内炎もいたいぞ。
耳がかゆい。
もしや。
なんかのどますますいたくなってきたし。
ビタミンだ。
早く寝よう。
うおー体じゅうの節々がいてー
寝返りが追いつかない。
これは風邪だ。
だるい。
寝れん。
うおーこんどは寒気が襲ってきたー。
でも風邪グスリは飲まないぞ。
こんな痛みに負けてたまるか。
しかし眠れない。
寝るのが大事だ。
僕のまけだ。
しょうがない薬のもう。
おー楽になってきた。
なんか眠くなってきたかも。
・・・・
あついー
うおー
こんどは熱出てきやがった。
・・・・・

I worked in a potato factory.
I was told I would earn 1,200 yen per hour at the job interview.
I've never worked in a part-time job during the day
for such a high hourly wage.
I thought the work was going to be hard.
I was fighting with a million tater-tots at that time on August.
Sometimes,I had a terrible time when the air conditioner was off.
I got unbelievable hot.
I felt like I was at the beach.
My body was on fire.
"Why the heck does nobody turn it on?"
"You don't turn it on to cut corners,do you?"
Besides,I was wearing damn work clothes which cover whole my body.
They had a special odor because I hardly washed them.
That freaked me out to die from the dryness and stink.
It's like burning hell.
What could be worse than this?
Meanwhile,I was seeking how do I pay them back for being scared for my life.
I had a great idea for my revenge.
When I put on my darn work clothes,I hid a candy in my pocket.
I waited for a chance and then ate it.
I did this several times.
If I'd been discovered eating a candy by the staff,
I would've been scolded or shot or something.
Sometimes,I was afraid of being discovered and didn't make it.
I freaked out to get canned.
This may be the most absolutely perfect revenge in the history of my revenges.

Kaspar Hauser is interesting.